At age 4 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 . . . success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 . . . success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 . . . success is . . . having money.

At age 50 . . . success is . . . having money.

At age 60 . . . success is . . . having sex.

At age 70 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 . . . success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants