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Lazy Boy

    A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do hardly any of the things around the house that he used to do years ago.

     When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

     "Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

     "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife."