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"Old" Is When

Here's a list to gauge if you are getting too old.


10 - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

9 - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

8 - A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

7 - You don't have any more old friends.

6 - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

5 - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

4 - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

3 - "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

2 - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

1 - An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.