At the Funeral
Once upon a time
there was a woman married to a very annoying and snobbish man named Steve.
He would complain about everything. That day he went to their creek with his
mule. He complained so much that the mule soon got annoyed and kicked him
to death.
At the funeral, when all the men
walked by the widow she shook her head yes, and every time the women walked by
she shook her head no. The minister asked "Why are you shaking your head
yes for men and no for women?" Her response was, "The men would say how
sorry they felt for me and I was saying, 'Yes, I’ll be alright.' When the
women walked by, they were asking if the mule is for sale . . .
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